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    GROUP CHAT APPROVED

    Simple. Inappropriate. But they'll make your mates laugh and that's what matters.

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    WORLDWIDE SHIPPING

    Drops to your door wherever that door happens to be.

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    NOT HAPPY? WE'LL FIX IT

    Full refund if it's not right. No drama. Mum raised us better than that.

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Testimonials

  • ★★★★★

    Wore it once. Got asked about it four times

    Pulled up to a festival in retardmaxx hat and three strangers stopped me. Ended up explaining the whole brand.

    Jake M

  • ★★★★★

    Better quality than I expected for the price

    Genuinely thought it'd be thin and sad when it arrived. It's not. It's thick, it's loud, it's perfect. Plus my mates got a giggle from it.

    Jane K.

  • ★★★★★

    I am a different person in the Big Yahoo's

    Put them on and immediately started making worse decisions. Exactly where I want to be, five stars.

    Brayden H